17 November, 2006

A few observations about the Eug

- Everyone wears homemade pants. The same pair. Every day. Their general appearance ranges from a modified burlap sack to a modified burlap sack attacked by raccoons smeared with fecal matter.

- This was unexpected: I turned on the radio and heard the disgruntled whine of none other than Rush Limbaugh. He was talking about how scientists may have found a gene that determines your political affiliation. Rushy boy went on to postulate that, since all scientists are obviously liberal scum, they would eventually find a way to eliminate all conservative-gened babies. Rush apparently didn't see the irony of the fact that, assuming the report is accurate, his gene's made him make such a dumbass remark. And then I understood why even Eugene listens to him: dumbasses are hilarious.

- There are, give or take, 35 people at my company. 17 have beards.

- U of O students dislike it when you replace their mascot with this picture of Donald Duck:
http://www.world-wide-art.com/art/va/printjpgs/r/sreis/oneloneliestnumber.jpg

Ah, Eugene.

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