08 March, 2007

The "BIG" Questions

Could God create someone so fat that not even God could walk around him?

Could God create a club so exclusive that not even God could join it? --If so, is that heaven? --if so, where's God?

Could God create a corn maze so complicated that not even God could make his way out?

Could God create a pool so deep that not even God could stand in it?

Could God create a race so dispicable that even God would advocate genocide?

Could God create an island so remote that even God couldn't find it?

Could God create a car so fast that not even God could pass it?

Could God create meat that's so rotten that even God couldn't eat it without getting food poisoning?

05 March, 2007

The Wisdom of a Drunk Expatriate

"'Life,' said Emerson, 'consists in what a man is thinking all day.' If that be so, then my life is nothing but a big intestine. I not only think about food all day, but I dream about it at night." Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer