Haiku Movie Review

Due to the inspiration of Collin Moore I have composed several mediocre haiku reviews of old movies no one cares or talks about anymore. Enjoy!

The Terminator
Robots near future
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I’ll be back stomp crush

Saving Private Ryan
World War Two Ryan Brother
Trapped behind enemy lines
Tom Hanks kills Germans

Brokeback Moutain
Gay cowboy lovers
Doggy style on a mountain
Rednecks disagree

The Terminator (alternate Version)
Glah grah gah ah
Aghr ghrha isglahgrah glug grah
Undt gula grahglah