The "BIG" Questions
Could God create someone so fat that not even God could walk around him?
Could God create a club so exclusive that not even God could join it? --If so, is that heaven? --if so, where's God?
Could God create a corn maze so complicated that not even God could make his way out?
Could God create a pool so deep that not even God could stand in it?
Could God create a race so dispicable that even God would advocate genocide?
Could God create an island so remote that even God couldn't find it?
Could God create a car so fast that not even God could pass it?
Could God create meat that's so rotten that even God couldn't eat it without getting food poisoning?
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Could God create someone so sick that not even God could cure him?
Could God create a club so inclusive that God could do nothing but join it? –If so, is that heaven?
Could God create a human being so confused that he knows he's a human but forgets that all the other creatures walking around on two legs are as well?
Could God create a flower so beautiful that when it starts to die, it is too ugly for God’s eyes to bear the sight of?
Could God create a human capable of asking such absurd and pointless questions?
Obviously the answer is yes.
Could God create someone desiring to waste their time mocking God and those who ignorantly but innocently ask such questions?
No. That person creates the desire himself.
Could God create someone so hurting, broken, and wounded that their life mission is to inflict this same pain on those they claim to love the most?
No. They create themselves.
Could God create a microvable burrito so hot that not even God could eat it?
Fellow questioner! Reveal thyself! --By the way, I like the burrito question.
And the burrito question likes you.
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