The "BIG" Questions

Could God create someone so fat that not even God could walk around him?

Could God create a club so exclusive that not even God could join it? --If so, is that heaven? --if so, where's God?

Could God create a corn maze so complicated that not even God could make his way out?

Could God create a pool so deep that not even God could stand in it?

Could God create a race so dispicable that even God would advocate genocide?

Could God create an island so remote that even God couldn't find it?

Could God create a car so fast that not even God could pass it?

Could God create meat that's so rotten that even God couldn't eat it without getting food poisoning?

The Wisdom of a Drunk Expatriate

"'Life,' said Emerson, 'consists in what a man is thinking all day.' If that be so, then my life is nothing but a big intestine. I not only think about food all day, but I dream about it at night." Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer