Inspiration

To Sara,
Here is a prompt for you:

You are walking along a quite street when out of thing air appears Lucifer. He proposes to you a deal in which you give up your eternal soul in return for the souls of every being that has ever and will ever exist for all eternity (you lose your soul, they all go to heaven). What do you choose, or what does your narrator choose, or perhaps Lucifer is the narrator.
OR, as we discussed
God appears from heaven to share with you your purpose. It turns out he wants you to be a gargolye, proctector of some sacred tomb or something. You will be able to come alive to slay intruders and whatnot, for about a million years. and then what happens?