George Washington for President

Hatred Makes the World Go 'Round

This is simply the best product I have ever seen:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/snuznluz.shtml?cpg=50T



Basically, every time you hit the snooze bar on this alarm clock, it donates money to your most hated charity or organization.

Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org
Are you a hippie? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the American Coal Foundation.
Are you a Ninja? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to, hrrrm, we can't find a Pirate Charity at the moment. But there must be one...somewhere...anyways, the point is it's easy to setup once you identify your enemy!

A Murakami Reflection using a shit-load of D's.

"the human mind dwells deep in darkness,"
drown'd by defiled discernment
derived from a dearth delusion
deposited by indistinguishable dreams,
like docile demons directed by
the dogma of capitalism.

-inspired by Dance, Dance, Dance

The "BIG" Questions

Could God create someone so fat that not even God could walk around him?

Could God create a club so exclusive that not even God could join it? --If so, is that heaven? --if so, where's God?

Could God create a corn maze so complicated that not even God could make his way out?

Could God create a pool so deep that not even God could stand in it?

Could God create a race so dispicable that even God would advocate genocide?

Could God create an island so remote that even God couldn't find it?

Could God create a car so fast that not even God could pass it?

Could God create meat that's so rotten that even God couldn't eat it without getting food poisoning?

The Wisdom of a Drunk Expatriate

"'Life,' said Emerson, 'consists in what a man is thinking all day.' If that be so, then my life is nothing but a big intestine. I not only think about food all day, but I dream about it at night." Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

Equivalence Rule #11

Making music is another way of making children.

~Nietzsche

Words of Wisdom

A colleague of mine uttered these simple, yet truly deep and meaningful words to me the other day:

"In Soviet Russia, my mom."

Brilliant.